How to disable windows 8 Lock Screen

I'm not going to rant about how much I hate Windows 8. I've wasted countless hours already; no sense in wasting any more time on this nonsense. How does one go about disabling the COMPLETELY RETARDED Windows 8 Lock Screen?????????????? This simply does not work: *How to Eliminate the Time-Wasting Lock Screen in Windows 8 (http://blog.laptopmag.com/how-to-eliminate-the-win8-lock-screen)*...